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by Guy
A new fanfiction by our friend Guy:
Hello Everyone.This is Guy with another exciting Get Smart meets The Bold And
The Beautiful story for you today.Now let us meet the players in our story.
Rick Forrester(Jacob Young) as Agent 86.
Kimberly Fairchild(Ashley Lyn Cafanga) as Agent 99.
C.J.Garrison(Mick Cain)as Agent 13.
Bridget Forrester(Angus Buckner)as Agent 73.
Eric Forrester(John McCook)as The Chief.
Sally Spectra(Darlene Conley)as Terra Belle.
Anthony Armando(Michael Sabatino) as Bud Manson.
Dr.Martin Guthrie(David L.Lander)as Lou Manson.
Bern Bennett the TV announcer.
The story today is called: "PLEASE STAY"
Enough of the preliminaries let's go to the field and to our story.
As our story begins a news report on one of the all news TV stations is
reporting two brothers wanted for murder have gone over the U.S. border into Canada. TV
announcer:"The brothers ,one Bud Manson the other Lou Manson escaped border patrol
police and have gone north into Canada." "The Canadian police have promised to
help in bringing the two American fugitives wanted for murder back to the United States
and back to stand trial for
their crimes said a Canadian border official this evening."And at CONTROL
headquarters in Washington D.C. the Chief of Control is briefing two of his agents on a
top priority mission. The Chief:"KAOS somewhere in uppermost Canada has a tracking
device that can receive delicate information from satellites in outer space and can send
this information to anyone it chooses,they may be a hostile nation,a terrorists group,a
company that wants the secrets of another company." Agent13:"Chief CONTROL has
sent seven agents up there so far so has the FBI,the CIA, and INTERPOL,and none of them
have come back." The Chief:"Yes,and?" Agent 73:"And now we know why
there was a lottery for this assignment it has the looks of a suicide mission." The
Chief:"Now now 73 that is a unhealthly way to look at this." "We don't know
what happened to those agents yet." Agent 13:"We do know they are not here we
know this much Chief." The Chief:"Now look both of you many assignments are
fought with danger and uncertainity we must do what is best for national sercurity and not
leave it for KAOS to plunder."
Agent 73:"The agents that were sent by CONTROL and the others agencies all
had some sort of background in their knowledge of the region and are missing as we
speak." "Danger and uncertainity?" The Chief:"All right I'll admit
this much it was a risky assignment hence the lottery." "But I believe two of
the best agents are on the case right now." Agent 13:"Yes Agents 86 and
99." "Boy I'm sure both are going to love the weather up there,that part of the
world makes Buffalo sound like Hawaii." Agent 73:"I am sure 99 will take care of
herself but can she take care of 86 too?" "I mean he may forget the map going
there." "He may forget to wear his watch." "He may forget his way back
here how unlucky can two people be right now?" The Chief:"I hope for their sake
and the sake of national security,not unlucky at all."
Driving on a long road heading north with nothing but trees surrounding them and
their chevy van Agents 86 and 99 of CONTROL take stock into how their sojourn has gone so
far.Agent 99:"Rick it has been three hours since we last saw civilization."Agent
86:"I know what you mean 99." "It seems more than yesterday that we were in
Washington we have been driving for so long." Agent 99:"I mean Rick we were in
that little town of Hawerchuk two hours ago." "That was our last look at
civilization now all we see are trees,trees,trees." Agent 86:"Well yes 99 but
look at the bright side nothing but peace and quiet up here,no smog ,no traffic just peace
and quiet."
Agent 99:"Yes and I think we saw peace and quiet at the gas station we were
in last, back in Hawerchuk." "You know Rick I think those agents that were
missing up here might have gotten lost." "Like we are do you know exactly where
we are headed?" Agent 86:"Yes 99 north and that's the best I can tell you right
now." Suddenly the two agents see two men standing outside a car with another man
lying on the ground beside the car.The two agents pull over and ask if they can help.
Agent 86:"You guys need any help?" Lou Manson:"Yes,as you can see my
friend needs some help,can you help us?" Agent 86:"We will try." "My
friend here will see if we can help out."
"Boy it looks like he is in bad shape what happened?" Bud
Manson:"We happened." Bud Manson holds agent 99 by the arm and has a gun pointed
at her head.Bud Manson:"Lou go over into their van and check it out and see what you
can find." Lou Manson:"Yes sir boss." Bud Manson:"You see the fellow
over there is long dead and if you will cooperate we will keep you alive a little
longer." "What have you found Lou?" Lou Manson:"Hey look at this Bud
they are some kind of environmentalists but look where they are from." Bud
Manson:"Friends Forever Of The Earth From Belize." "Belize?" Agent
86:"Yes well we are from a foriegn exchange program there." Agent 99:"That
was supposed to be Britian Rick." Agent 86:"Nobody's perfect 99."Bud
Manson:"You both are a long way from Belize but I have a plan for the both of you to
get you back there,get in the van both of you." At gunpoint the Bud and Lou Manson
hold the two control agents at bay having Rick drive northward.Until they finally reach a
point that Bud Manson finally tells 86 to stop at a certain place in the woods. Bud
Manson:"I will give you both two blankets, four books of matches,two coats,and a
flashlight." "The rest is up to you." Lou Manson:"Yeah the rest is up
to you punks,we're headed south back to civilization hehehehe." Bud
Manson:"Meanwhile you will have to find your way back to Belize if that's
possible." "Let's get going Lou." Agent 99:"Well Rick we have some
matches, a flashlight,two coats,and two blankets and those two crooks left us here in the
woods,you know what
that means?"Agent 86:"Stay close to the fire we make right?"Agent
99:" Oh Rick we're lost we lost everything, our equipment,our transportation,our
supplies,everything." Agent 86:"That's not true 99 we still have our super
thermal underware,they were nice enough not to take that." Agent 99:"You want to
look at the bright side of everything don't you 86?" Agent 86:"Sure I do
99." "I mean look at it this way the van was half empty when they took off with
it and there is not a gas station for miles for them to go to." Agent 99:"Yeah
but there isn't a hotel for us to go to either." "And maybe they are just
playing with us and will come back and kill us just for the fun of it." "Now are
you happy we won that draft lottery back at CONTROL?" Agent 86:"You bet
99." "First time I won a lottery ever in my life."
The agents walk for miles and miles heading south hoping to come to a town
somewhere in this vast land mass known as Canada.They are in the region of the country
where the land is almost uninhabited.There hasn't been a person seen by 86 and 99
since the Manson Brothers carjacked them hours ago. Night is beginning to fall and the two
brave agents build a campfire and try to keep warm as temperatures dip into the
twenties.Agent 86 huddles up with 99 very closely ,something that has become a necessity
as much as a desire. Agent 99:"You know Rick this is one time I have been close to
you and yet I can't take my clothes off." Agent 86:"I know what you mean 99 ,the
cold disallows that." "Too bad KAOS couldn't have had this satellite tracing
device in a warmer climate huh?"
Agent 99:"Yeah,I wish it could have been in a place near civilization."
"At this rate they might as well put all their sneaky devices in places like
these,nobody will want to come after them like this." Agent 86;"I know."
"I can say if those guys were KAOS agents that took our van or somehow the other
agents we sent just got lost out here."
Agent 99:"Like we are?" Agent 86:"Yes well loo at the bright side
of this 99,if they are as lost as we are we just might stumble around and find them."
Agents 86 and 99 start moving again as it becomes morning.At times
to save her strength Rick carries a tired 99 draped over his shoulder as the long
walk in the woods without food ,water,and shelter becomes a fact of life both have to bear
with each other. Agent 86 :"99 we have been walking for miles in these woods and
don't tell me we are lost." Agent 99:"We are lost Rick." Agent
86;"I asked you not to tell me that." Agent 99:"Rick what are we
going to do?" "I don't know if we can go another night in these woods,please not
another night,""And I can't walk anymore I'm just too tired." "I wish
I could see some of civilization right now a car,a phone,a house." Agent
86:"Like that one." Agent 99:"What?" The two CONTROL agents can't
believe their eyes but they see a tree house in a big tree with another house beyond the
way.Agent 86 carries99 over his shoulder,as he climbs into the tree house and opens the
trap doors into it. There the two agents wash their hands and relieve themselves in two
wooden but proper labortories on the grounds.Then they come up too the treehouse again and
start eating some food and candy and start drinking some beverages something they haven't
done in days. Agent 99:"Rick who could have imagined a treehouse like this in this
part of the world ,we're saved." Agent 86:"Not me 99 it's unbelievable,it's
stupendous,it's warm,it's comfy,it's indoors." Terra Belle:"It's mine. The
presence of a old woman named Terra Belle has come upon the two young agents.Terra
Belle:"I am the owner of this establishment and everything around it." "But
now I find you both going into my things tresspassing on my property." Agent
99:"We are sorry for all this Miss but we had our van taken away from us and we were
so hungry,cold,and tired." Agent 86:"Yes we didn't mean to come on your property
like this honest." Terra Belle: "Well all right you both can stay."
"What I want you to do is repay me for the things you have taken from me but that's
okay,I will be reimbursed by you soon enough let me show you to your quarters so you can
take care of yourtseves properly." Terra Belle takes Rick and 99 to the house on the
grounds and has Rick stay there.It is a house that has a doorknob on the outside but not
on the inside. Terra Belle:"I want you stay here son,I really don't approve of the
sexes mingling together all that much so here is where you will stay.""It has
everything you'll ever need and more." Agent 86"Thank you Ms,Ms....." Terra
Belle:"Belle." "Ms Belle.""Now let's us go back to the treehouse
honey and go to your quarters." The old woman and the young lady cook food for the
three of them and all three eat a hearty meal and sleep in a warm bed.The next morning
Agent 99 is in for a surprise as she has a chain attacted to a bowling ball that she wears
on her right ankle.
Terra Belle:"Good morning Missy." Agent 99:"What is the meaning
of this Ms. Belle?" "Why is this on my ankle?" Terra Belle :"That is
to make sure you and that boyfriend of yours don't run away." "You will cook for
me and we will or I will feed him so much good food." "You see I need him
healthy for my friends in a few days." Agent 99:"Friends?" Terra
Belle:"Come on down let me show you." Terra Belle opens up a secret compartment
in a covered up trapdoor that shows some four bengal tigers walking around in a room sized
pit. Terra Belle:"You see my dear,here your friend will go when he ripe and
ready.""You see I don't like visitors too much that's why I came to live
here." "But just in case some people like you show up in the pit you will go.'
'Now be a good little girl and do as I say." "You have no choice."
Agent 99:"And you have no morals." "You won't get away with this."
Terra Belle:"Suffice to say you won't get away from it."
So day after day Agent 99 makes food for herself and Rick with Terra Belle and
they keep feeding an unsuspecting Rick who is too busy watching sports and soap operas on
TV to notice. Agent 99 tries to get Agent 86's attention by writing a letter to him making
sure she gets a chance to do it while Terra Belle is not looking and then try to slip the
message to Rick as he is being fed.It is a tricky process so one day 99 puts the note in
with a salimisandwich that Rick will eat hoping he won't eat the message as it comes.Agent
99 meanwhile slaves in front of a oven the size of a small bathroom. Terra Belle:"You
know Missy this is it." "Tonight I will feed your boyfriend to the
tigers,they'll love him I'm sure." Agent 99:"If he has to die I'll join
him." "And it won't be without a fight." Terra Belle:"You shall join
him." "Except you are going into the oven here,I want you to be nice and
seasoned when my friends get you." Agent 99:"You slimy evil witch!" Terra
Belle:"Look my dear life is hard but as you will see dying is easy." Bud
Manson:"That's what I say." The Manson brothers,Bud and Lou show up
as a surpise to both women. Terra Belle:"Who are you what do you
want?" Bud Manson:"Our van outside is nearly out of gas and we just need
some help here." Lou Manson:"Yeah like we are ready to clean you out lady
hehehehe." Bud Manson:"Fancy meeting you here kid where is your boyfriend,I'm
amazed you made it how did you do it?" Terra Belle:"Never mind,you have
the guns and the advantage so what do you want from me." Bud Manson"I will tell
you in due time but first Lou go downstairs and check the shack downstairs." Lou
Manson"I be back lady,you too kid." Lou Manson goes to the shack Rick is in .
Rick noticing something was in his sandwich tries to break out but can't.However Lou
Manson opens the door and Rick sneaks out as Manson walks in.Lou comes back to the
treehouse as the oven door is closed. Bud Manson:"All right lady time to give us what
we want gas,food,money,come on where is it? Terra Belle:"It is in that door right
over there ." "Everything I have is over in that closet." Bud
Manson:"Good,we will take what we want let's open the door Lou." The two crooks
open the oven door and Terra Belle with a secret switch catapults the two murders
into the room sized oven where they meet their end. Terra Belle:"Ha so much for thsoe
CONTROL agents." "They thought they could stop me with that disguise as crooks
but it didn't work,and now Missy your turn." Agent 99:"There is no way I am
going into that oven no." Terra Belle:"Missy I work for KAOS.' "The secret
satellite stealing information center is all here." "There have been agents who
have tried to come here some have made some have not all met their ends like these two
either in the oven or through the tigers and their happy meal." Agent 99:"This
is hard to believe,you so terrible." Terra Belle:'That's right." "My name
is Terra Belle and your name is mud and into the oven you go." "No one will care
about a couple of bottom feeders like you and your friend so...." Agent
86:"What's up 99?" Rick opens the door that leads to the treehouse.Terra Belle
drops through the door's opening and the door leading to the tiger pit opens as
Terra Belle presses the open door latch accidently and falls into the pit with the
tigers.The door closes as Terra Belle meets her end and the tigers are
finally fed. Agent 99:"Oh Rick you can't believe the irony of all
this." "A fan fiction writer couldn't have dreamed this." Agent
86:"I'll say 99."Ms Belle could have really gotten injured hitting the ground
like that but she was lucky." "She missed the ground by that much."
Back in Washington,at CONTROL hedquarters. The Chief:"The
Manson Brothers,Ms Belle and KAOS all stoped you did a great job Rick. Agent 86:"I
knew we would pull through Chief,I just knew it. " "There is one thing that made
it so hard in the first place no wonder we got lost the way we did."
The Chief: "What's that Rick?" Agent 86:"Here it is in your top
drawer over here I forgot to bring it." "The road map."
The End
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